pronunciation | ‘sO-le-sizm\
submitted by | VESTIES [peasonacob]
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(Source: oneflamingo)

(Source: fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: synodik)
pronunciation | ‘dO-zakh\ (kh being the guttural sound of clearing your throat) - with thanks to melancholiceroticaesthetic
submitted by | hazeldust192
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m4ge:
HE’S BACK
this man is the best storyteller ever
I CAN’T
I CAN’T EFFING BREATH
I KID YOU FUCKING NOT.
HERE I AM SITTING IN BED, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THIS FANTASTIC MAN. WHEN A FUCKING GODDAMN SHITTING SPIDER LANDS IN MY HAIR.
WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
MY BED IS MY KINGDOM.
SO I’M SITTING THERE CLAWING AT THE SIDE OF MY FUCKING FACE. WHIMPERING PATHETICALLY. TRYING TO GET THIS FUCKING SPIDER AWAY. AS THIS MAN TELLS OF HOW A BAT INTRUDED IN HIS OWN KINGDOM.
YES, THE IRONY OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW NEEDED TO BE IN ALL CAPS.
FUCK YOU SPIDER. I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL LURKING SOMEWHERE. GOING TO HIDE OUT ON THE COUCH NOW BECAUSE YOU SUCK.
I STATE AGAIN: CRUEL EVIL BEASTS OF DARKNESS AND FUCKY TIMING.
(Source: noxxoi)

(Source: fearlessknightsandfairytales)